Faithing
Im reading Kierkegaard (Anti-climacus) right now…
he makes me look at the strange things in life. but I guess I’m always kinda wonky when im taking philosophy. and I kind of love it.
Man. I frackin’ suck at tumblr, huh?
Hey.
So…uh…. the answer… is YES, I’m terrible at keepin’ up with the postings. get the Kardashian reference?… ha-ha…no? whatevs- fruck you! I still think I’m funny. and woh, my macintosh quite actually just capitalized Kardashian (and again!!!! :O) without my doing of anything of nothing. spoiler alert: you should not be scared of China …no. they are adorablely smart humans who love me and therefore are all amazing but I guess that’s besides the point. yeah… no. THE KARDASHIANS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. their great sense of humor, curvy bodies, and *MOSTLY* awesome outfits will surely become the downfall of the United States of Ameica, the big U-S of A, -not central america or south america or.. mexico - Its not that I dont like them… I think they are hilarious. just thought you should know.
My plan is to move to Canada.
…
Anyhoover,
I’m in seattle and, by that, I mean I am at the hood canal. just hangin out in my Darth Vader mask. because. that is what the cool people would do.
if by cool people you mean the humans who act absurdly strange all the time then we are MOST DEFINITELY on the same page.
And… HEY, look at this excellent picture of me smoking hookah.
Pretty good, eh??? (just practicing my Canadian)
From Canada with love,
Hope all of yall got a back up plan too.
SUP DAWGS
My tumblr has been a thing of the past as of late. but sometimes these things happen. the world changes and you change. and the cookie crumbles a bit. and maybe even the cookie changes from a chocolate chip cookie to a white chocolate macadamia cookie. and then, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, you are back on tumblr. and HIIIIIIIIIIiiIiiiiI.
This actually is a picture of me checking the wingspan of my teeth last june. but hey, facebook is blocked and this is the best picture I can get to you people.
by you people, I probably just mean… me and my desire to entertain myself.
And a song,
This is my theme song.
…I’d like to think at least.
pinecone throwing is serious business AND it wont help you survive the zombie apocalypse, Brendon. SO WHYYYY RISK IT?? I wouldnt just go wandering around fucking everyone up to practice for that shit, you know. so, uh… you shouldnt be throwing pinecones either.
…..
what?
I have been attempting this particular facial expression for MOOOONTHS. I just can’t seem to perfect it like this lady does.
damn you, vampire bitch who once had an eyebrow piercing but now does not.
This is as close as I have come to looking like Im real serious.
hm. yeah.
ALSO,
peiyu and I at GRIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ at SNOOWBALLLz at AWESOMENESS at DRUGGGLANDIA
“We could talk, eat snakes and laugh.”
It has been quite a while. I feel that has become the catch phrase of my blog. I apologize.
Just sometimes blogging scares me . dont ask me why. it just does.
anywho.
fuck yea spiderman!
Story my life. I DO WHAT I WAAANT.
I quite understand the sentiment. I would get very upset when my grandfather stole my nose. Its just not cool.
Word.
And finally,
My grandmother says this video is a metaphor for life. so it is. because she is smart.
…just think about it a little bit.
but also….ITS KINDA HILARIOUS. which is why I showed it to her. of course she found something smart to say about it. pf.
smart people… . .
AND NOW REALLY FINALLY
“Two little sticks
They’re made out of wood
And they help you
To pick up your lunch
Your lunch
And if you practice
Then you’d get good
And you’ll tind you can pick up
A bunch to munch
Eat noodles with chopsticks
Eat dumplings with chopsticks
Eat sushi with chopsticks
That’s fish!
Don’t eat soup with your chopsticks
That’s no good with chopsticks
And jello with slide off
Your dish
I eat with chopsticks
Can you eat with chopsticks
Doctor told us
Be intell eat by using chopsticks
Lots of people use chopsticks
So try eat your chopsticks
Right Now”
— on a chopsticks label
i HEART asians!!!!!!!
Christmas presents…like a boss
you think I’m Monika …but no! I’m Elmo, bitch.
Also, the royal family is expecting a new member shortly. Its under wraps. But lets just say her name starts with an M and ends with a Ham.
Fuck yea.
MAX. HELP ME… I’m FEELING.
HELLO!
It has been far too long…I do realize.
But you know how I am!! I’ve been busy figuring my LIFE out and shit, okay.
Monika Abraham is Best Abraham.
Like, fucking, duh.
But actually…my face was more like this:
awesomesauce.
So, recent developments:
Ima philosophy major FOR SURE FOR SURE
Talk to the hand Truth! I totes gotchu. in my mind. ey, ey!
I also am now the proud owner of a fur jacket. but really…the PROUD owner….
I put it on…and I am FIERCE.
“showing a heartfelt and powerful intensity.”
sick. I’m powerful, baaaaaaaby.
I AM SASHA FIERCE.
I was there. jus’ sayin.
Going CRaAYcrRRAAAY
rahhhh
Trust me… I wish I was sane enough to be drinking tea right now.
Don’t even ask.
philosophy is driving me to the point of insanity. Funny that I want to major in it.
I feel like the things that are best for you are actually the things you obsess over …It means I care, right?
I think so.
This is my future?
This is horrendous. I need to write an essay.
God damn.
I am obsessing and now find myself unable to write. I have 5 note pages worth of notes (big note book pages AT THAT)…with arrows and shit everywhere. You would think I would know what I want to say. but I find myself lacking in the words department.
JUST — NEED — MORE — TIME ….AHHH!
Ahhhhh!
I bet Hegel didn’t come up with all his freaking ideas overnight. Philosophy takes time, man!
bro!
dude!
yeah.
There have been demands
this song pretty much describes everything…kinda. well, not really. but its awesome.
The phrase of the weekend:
“OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAAH!”
but believe me, it was not an OH YYYEEA weekend worthy of appraisal.
….Or was it?
This is Rob. I have mentioned him before.
Rob had a bit of an accident this weekend. We go hard. OH YEA. But no…poor rob!
So…Uh,
We decided to play a drinking game to LOTR, the battle of Helms Deep to be precise (because c’mon we all know that is THE BEST battle scene of the entire saga). We thought it was a good idea to take a shot every time someone got “BIZ-NATCHED.” Which…If you wanna get technical and shit means that every time Aragorn, Legolas, or Gimli owns somone for a time period of 5+ seconds….we take shots. This actually happens a lot…we found out.
Also, Rob insisted we take 5 shots before we leave the room…you know, just in case we were not inebriated enough.
So, yeah. Those pictures are what happened to Rob.
and now BAMBAM
OH YEAAAAAH!
There are still wine stains from this little incident. By the way, she fell over in a rocking chair. Who would have known??
If you wanna get technical and shit we could say,
WEE AAHH SEWWWWW CAAWWLEEEGE.
OH YEAH.
Mhm.
But if anyone was concerned, Rob’s face is back to its modelesque form. he has teeth now and errything.
Anyway, we had a rough (amazing) week.
OH YEAAH.
Yes… Yes, we did.
We got a little carried away.
This is awkward
but I joined twitter.
So I can no longer hashtag (check my rule to live by for October) on this blog.
Moment of silence for the hashtag wittiness that could have been (on this blog).
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Okay. AAAAND, done.
There’s water on mars!!!! noooooo waaaay.
I have not slept in 48 hours.
….Give me a break.
OF THAT KITKAT BAR. but really. this describes it all right now.
I NEED SLEEEEEEEEEP.
WOOPS.
I listen to this song in the morning to start me off right.
spontaneous dance party anyone?
No. with me they are never spontaneous. they are completely with purpose and what I had planned.
always.
me last night. yeah. I was feelin like a bad ass. you know.
—> lost mind
Melancholy!
My emotions.
Rah.
Man, I wish I could stop this photobooth madness. I swear. Tram. Blame THE BAMBAM.
She left me again (sad face)
Two songs today. to make up for my lack of words at the moment. funny words that is.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET FUCKED UP TOO MUCH. I become this blah piece of nothing. no emotions! or…too many emotions.
IDK, man.
Also, I am in philosophy and we are currently reading about all the religious assholes. FUCK YOU BITCHEZ. actually, no.
thats not true. I am strongly against hating against anyone of any religious background. SO. I take it back!! I just think you’re dumb.
kidding.
I just want the religious assholes of the day to leave other people alone! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK. this is the 21st century and NO ONE CARES. there are too many media sources that allow people to voice their oppinions which has resulted in a superfluous of them…which has in turn resulted in people caring even less than they did before.
because, you know, I lived back then. I actually have lived forever. So, I could give you details on all the periods in our history. and tell you all about them and shit.
#loosingmymind
