My tumblr has been a thing of the past as of late. but sometimes these things happen. the world changes and you change. and the cookie crumbles a bit. and maybe even the cookie changes from a chocolate chip cookie to a white chocolate macadamia cookie. and then, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, you are back on tumblr. and HIIIIIIIIIIiiIiiiiI.
This actually is a picture of me checking the wingspan of my teeth last june. but hey, facebook is blocked and this is the best picture I can get to you people.
by you people, I probably just mean… me and my desire to entertain myself.
And a song,
This is my theme song.
…I’d like to think at least.
pinecone throwing is serious business AND it wont help you survive the zombie apocalypse, Brendon. SO WHYYYY RISK IT?? I wouldnt just go wandering around fucking everyone up to practice for that shit, you know. so, uh… you shouldnt be throwing pinecones either.
…..
what?
I have been attempting this particular facial expression for MOOOONTHS. I just can’t seem to perfect it like this lady does.
damn you, vampire bitch who once had an eyebrow piercing but now does not.
This is as close as I have come to looking like Im real serious.
hm. yeah.
ALSO,
peiyu and I at GRIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ at SNOOWBALLLz at AWESOMENESS at DRUGGGLANDIA
It has been quite a while. I feel that has become the catch phrase of my blog. I apologize.
Just sometimes blogging scares me . dont ask me why. it just does.
anywho.
fuck yea spiderman!
Story my life. I DO WHAT I WAAANT.
I quite understand the sentiment. I would get very upset when my grandfather stole my nose. Its just not cool.
Word.
And finally,
My grandmother says this video is a metaphor for life. so it is. because she is smart.
…just think about it a little bit.
but also….ITS KINDA HILARIOUS. which is why I showed it to her. of course she found something smart to say about it. pf.
smart people… . .
AND NOW REALLY FINALLY
“Two little sticks They’re made out of wood And they help you To pick up your lunch Your lunch And if you practice Then you’d get good And you’ll tind you can pick up A bunch to munch Eat noodles with chopsticks Eat dumplings with chopsticks Eat sushi with chopsticks That’s fish! Don’t eat soup with your chopsticks That’s no good with chopsticks And jello with slide off Your dish I eat with chopsticks Can you eat with chopsticks Doctor told us Be intell eat by using chopsticks Lots of people use chopsticks So try eat your chopsticks Right Now” — on a chopsticks label
Trust me… I wish I was sane enough to be drinking tea right now.
Don’t even ask.
philosophy is driving me to the point of insanity. Funny that I want to major in it.
I feel like the things that are best for you are actually the things you obsess over …It means I care, right?
I think so.
This is my future?
This is horrendous. I need to write an essay.
God damn.
I am obsessing and now find myself unable to write. I have 5 note pages worth of notes (big note book pages AT THAT)…with arrows and shit everywhere. You would think I would know what I want to say. but I find myself lacking in the words department.
JUST — NEED — MORE — TIME ….AHHH!
Ahhhhh!
I bet Hegel didn’t come up with all his freaking ideas overnight. Philosophy takes time, man!
this song pretty much describes everything…kinda. well, not really. but its awesome.
The phrase of the weekend:
“OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAAH!”
but believe me, it was not an OH YYYEEA weekend worthy of appraisal.
….Or was it?
This is Rob. I have mentioned him before.
Rob had a bit of an accident this weekend. We go hard. OH YEA. But no…poor rob!
So…Uh,
We decided to play a drinking game to LOTR, the battle of Helms Deep to be precise (because c’mon we all know that is THE BEST battle scene of the entire saga). We thought it was a good idea to take a shot every time someone got “BIZ-NATCHED.” Which…If you wanna get technical and shit means that every time Aragorn, Legolas, or Gimli owns somone for a time period of 5+ seconds….we take shots. This actually happens a lot…we found out.
Also, Rob insisted we take 5 shots before we leave the room…you know, just in case we were not inebriated enough.
So, yeah. Those pictures are what happened to Rob.
and now BAMBAM
OH YEAAAAAH!
There are still wine stains from this little incident. By the way, she fell over in a rocking chair. Who would have known??
If you wanna get technical and shit we could say,
WEE AAHH SEWWWWW CAAWWLEEEGE.
OH YEAH.
Mhm.
But if anyone was concerned, Rob’s face is back to its modelesque form. he has teeth now and errything.
Man, I wish I could stop this photobooth madness. I swear. Tram. Blame THE BAMBAM.
She left me again (sad face)
Two songs today. to make up for my lack of words at the moment. funny words that is.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET FUCKED UP TOO MUCH. I become this blah piece of nothing. no emotions! or…too many emotions.
IDK, man.
Also, I am in philosophy and we are currently reading about all the religious assholes. FUCK YOU BITCHEZ. actually, no.
thats not true. I am strongly against hating against anyone of any religious background. SO. I take it back!! I just think you’re dumb.
kidding.
I just want the religious assholes of the day to leave other people alone! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK. this is the 21st century and NO ONE CARES. there are too many media sources that allow people to voice their oppinions which has resulted in a superfluous of them…which has in turn resulted in people caring even less then they did before.
because, you know, I lived back then. I actually have lived forever. So, I could give you details on all the periods in our history. and tell you all about them and shit.
Casually getting my lightsaber ready for the night.
ya know…
and here are the highlight pictures from my block break:
these are two different nights of fuckedupness. and attempting to find a diner. only one night we were successful. the other night…the cops were involved. (BUM BUM BUUUUM…so dramatic)
Did I mention I am officially done with PSYCHOLOGY?
Fuck yeaaa.
It seems we posed in front of any possible thing you CAN pose in front of at garden of the gods.
totes getting our dance on.
we actually just love gardens. we saw the word and had to dance in front of it.
Now imagine this music and apply it to room messiness. that is my room right now.
The clem (clementine) pointed out that this song really depicted the atmosphere of our room just with all the costume wearing, costume testing, and not being able to find this one shirt which may have resulted in the throwing of clothing items throughout the room (not strategically at all I might at). Yeah.
But its an awesome song. I will say.
Also, the sister told me to listen to this song on the same day I became obsessed with it. WHAAT? craycrayq
also,
I take the manliness out of darth vader …just a bit
in between his deep breaths hes really thinking, “YAYYY LIFE”
